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[The Video]

I usually don't give almost everything a zero...

...but in this case I'm willing to make an exception. This was disgusting. For one, the movie wasn't all that good, just a bunch of audio. That's beside the point. This just SICKENING to me! Take another human-beings life for some sick fetish? That's entirely wrong. I understand this was just a cartoon, but still. It was much too realistic. Sure, it's funny when people "die" in cartoons and movies on this site when it's SUPPOSED to be, but this....was....just....siiiiiickkkk.....*shudders* Such realistic murder is by no means pleasurable or humorous. If you're going to kill a cartoon, then make it funny. Add humour. Don't make it such a serious thing. I'm just glad this wasn't a real guy. No death in real life is funny or pleasurable in such a way not matter how you look at it. Just...please, don't make any more movies like this. I know I can't tell you what to do, but....oh man that was disgusting. You should at least put a disclaimer of some sort. Oh man, just try to refrain from making such things. Please.

SeanSullivan responds:

This was not suppose to be funny. Another thing is that Murder is a very serious crime is not funny at all. For a lot of people out there... it is pleasurable. Thats why it's called a snuff film. Watch "8mm" You'll get it.

[The PuppetPals Collection]

Hmm. Sub-par.

Okay CBM. The graphics were good enough. The sound was a little slow and so was the humor. Also, the jokes were a little bit of non-sense. That's usually good, but when portrayed in such a bland way it's not. However, effort was put forwarth, and I commend that. The one about Eminem was pretty good and so was the one about the orange. Just keep trying at these. They're bound to get a lot better. Try to make the voices a little more interesting, if I may make a suggestion. Well, thanks. I know you can do better, man. Just keep at it.

[VR (Clock Day)]

Wow. So many quality works this Clock Day.

Alas. I am a supporter of the Clock Crew and I would love to join. However, I'm afraid that I just wouldn't be good enough. I don't believe that I would be able to make quailty Flash such as this. So, here I am on Clock Day supporting my famed Clocks. This is I can do at the moment. Sorry...

Now this was a great submission. The art was great. You portrayed many things as they should be. The animation was no less. You even showed three deminsions by the buttons and d-pad being rotated. Truly a clever idea as well. I love the part with Pube Muppet. Trust me all who read this. That part is worth the whole movie. Not that you won't enjoy it anyway, heh heh. Wow, there's been so many great submissions this Clock Day. It's turned out better than last year even! All of this prove that the Clock Crew LIVES! Well, thanks Handheld. Happy Clock Day ^_^!

HandheldGameClock responds:

Thanks for the nice long reveiw! :)

[Clockday, the sadness]

Oh, man. You had me going there for a second.

Alas. I am a supporter of the Clock Crew and I would love to join. However, I'm afraid that I just wouldn't be good enough. I don't believe that I would be able to make quailty Flash such as this. So, here I am on Clock Day supporting my famed Clocks. This is I can do at the moment. Sorry...

That great, Boltgun! I hate to spoil things, so I won't say anything about the purpose behind this movie. I can say that the backgrounds and Clocks were drawn very well. And by hand no less. It must've taken forever to do something like that. Plus, the sound was great. The echoes of the rooms once filled with such life. The music added a great effect to everything. Excellent submission. In all ways more than worthy for Clock Day. Thanks, Boltgun.

Boltgun responds:

Thank you.
It took me several hours to draw the backgrounds, well I took more time than needed because I was searching the good method for this, using a (cheap) graphic pad and some perspective. It doesn't take that long once you understood the good way to make it.

[Clocks - Eps.1]

Excellent Clock Day submission, Toilet Roll.

Alas. I am a supporter of the Clock Crew and I would love to join. However, I'm afraid that I just wouldn't be good enough. I don't believe that I would be able to make quailty Flash such as this. So, here I am on Clock Day supporting my famed Clocks. This is I can do at the moment. Sorry...

Thank you, man. Thank you so very much for providing me with this outstanding piece of humor. It is every inch (or frame as the case may be) worthy of Clock Day. All elements were executed perfectly. First, the graphics were astounding. The art was definetly the best next to that of The Void, and the ANIMATION! THAT was top quality. So much attention to detail. I mean, you even made a side-view for yourself, heh heh. The jokes and plot are what made this an absolute classic. Oh, man. I only wish I were good enough in Flash to produce this kind of quality Flashwork. Maybe I am, but I don't know. I haven't used it in a while. To tell you the truth, the only thing that stopped me was intemadation. Heh. Well, enough about that. Overall, this movie was the best I've seen thus far this Clock Day. Thanks, Toilet_Roll_Clock. Thanks.

ToiletRollClock responds:

Thank you for such a flattering review. The "best next to the void" comment I find a REAL compliment and never expected anyone to think that... Keep working at your flash. Practice makes perfect. :p Happy Clock Day

[CC: Fabric of Time]

That was a very good Flash, Nef.

Alas. I am a supporter of the Clock Crew and I would love to join. However, I'm afraid that I just wouldn't be good enough. I don't believe that I would be able to make quailty Flash such as this. So, here I am on Clock Day supporting my famed Clocks. This is I can do at the moment. Sorry...

Thanks for that great Flash, Nef. Totally unexpected, heh heh. Well, I hate to give spoilers in reviews, so I wont'. The animation was excellent, and the art was on-par. The sound was of not the most excellent quality, but I'm sure that couldn't have been helped. I would like to point out something. You didn't have the traditional pointers at the top of each Clock when they talked. It's okay though. Only a minor aspect that can be easily overlooked by the movie's overall quality. So, in conclusion, and excellent Clock Day submission. Thanks, Nef.

P. S. ~ I hope that you and GrandFatherClock have great life together. (Just kidding. Heh heh)

nef responds:

Yeah, I never use the pointers anyway, I prefer to make the actual character move as it talks. Thanks though ^^

Also, GrandFatherClock isn't my type. The pocketwatch however.. ;P

[FIght.]

Amazing, really.

Okay, I've got a hunch you're trying to be modest. I hope you know that's some amazing mess for you first couple of days with Flash. Check out my submissions. Take into consideration that I had Flash for WEEKS before I made that CRAP! With a little work, your submissions could be front pagers every time (well, as long as you try)! I just submitted a message to the front page today that said: "I'm here to say that my previous Flashes sucked, but I'm coming back BIG!" Well, I hope I can stay true to that. Anyway, the animation was, actually, quite smoothe. The art wasn't the best, but by no means the worst. The sounds seemed to be on time with the a action. No signifigant sorce of humor or interactivity, and it was short. Those are very minor minuses, however. Overall, keep up the great work and I hope to see more by you.